Drunk in a gay bar, just danced on a box on a stage to Whitney Houston, life is great :)

When I woke up from an afternoon nap at home, I would look out my window and see trees, sky and power lines. 

Here, I see trees, sky and power lines; and the top of a sky scraper. 

I just thought I’d note that down.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

This is the greatest.

I am so sorry. 

I think we have discovered that I shouldn’t have access to any kind of social media when totally intoxicated. 

Jesus I sent a lot of snapchats last night……..

That was a metaphor.

How good is the smell of toast at 1:30am though?!

I have no filter. 

I have lost my tea strainer. 

I AM THE BEST!!! PAIGE IS THE BEST!!!

I am not respnsible for any of this, I just snapchatted a whole bunch of people (well, like 4 or 5 people - It seems important to note that) and tomorrow is going to be embarrassing by right now I do not care NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN BECAUSE I AM FREEEEEE of one course of uni!! AND I HAD A GREAT NIGHT and i need to try and find some clean socks, do you know how hard it is to find clean socks some times?? Especially when you have to do your own washing oh lordy this is bad SOMEBODY STOP MEEEE IS THIS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE PROPERLY DRUNK

This is not good at all, I might need to drink some water?? 

Apparently I am very smiley - you can’t see because you are not in my room and I am not taking pictures but I am very smiley, I have been smiling the whole time this is great but don’t try it if you are under 18, 20 and over only because then it is good not when you are underage because then it is bad

tomorrow will be bad I can tell THANKS PAIGE YOU LEGEND you are very pretty and I hope your life is swell xoxox

I may or may not be stuggling to concentrate on what I am tryping but to be honest there are many things I would like to say to some people but I do not have the courage I suggest they get me drunk and then low and behold what might happen look at me typing!! SOMEONE take this keyboard away from em I know I will regret this in this morning but right now I am going to attempt to have a shower and brush my teeth oh my goodness I can’t believe I walked home what an interesting night you SHOULD MESSAHGE ME let’s make this interesting shall we not?? ASK ME ANYTHING yeah yeah yeah

I thought I was ty[ing well but apparently not, nothing makes sense but I am smiling so much??? YAY for feeling good this is great fun why did people buy me wine, YOU KNOW I DO NOT GO WELL ON WINE well this is ebarrrassing don’thold me to anything I say